Custom wood burning

Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!
I ordered i custom wood burned piece by custom wood burning yesterday!
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fourth degree burn

When someone burns you so bad with a joke that there is no comeback, leaving one to walk away in shame.
After that "yo momma joke", Jim was left with a fourth degree burn, he had no comebacks. He walked away with his head down.
by tribexteetzel February 22, 2015
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burn it n return it

a term used by pirates where one rips or burns a rented or borrowed DVD before they return it.
"Hey man, that was a good rental."
"Yeah, i'll probably burn it n return it."

"That was a good movie you borrowed from Joe."
"Yeah, i'm gonna burn it n return it."

(Commonly used with DVD rented from Netflicks or Blockbuster, as well as DVDs borrowed.)
by 5yrs and 250G May 12, 2010
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third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it
Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
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James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!
by Dr_dude January 12, 2014
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self-degree burns

Used when someone disrespects or makes fun of themselves.

(also see self burn)
Person 1: "It is clear that no one else had the skills to what I do, or is as stupid"
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."
by Youdknow May 28, 2021
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carpet burn pussy

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"
by fatassskellyprice January 11, 2021
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Pizza Box Burn

That burn you get as the hot pizza box sits in your lap during the car ride home. This usually results in your legs being red from where the box was, as well as a temporary burning pain.
Person 1: Oh my god! What happened to your legs?

Person 2: Pizza Box Burn -.-
by A Random Name I needed to Post September 11, 2011
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