the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off

I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.

by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 19, 2024

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

The 10 levels of boredom

The 10 levels of boredom:
1/10: Falling asleep in class
2/10: Typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
3/10: Searching this up and seeing what level you are on
4/10: Becoming unconscious
5/10: Splonking yourself on the head using a petrified baby a gazillion times
6/10: Going deaf
7/10: Sleeping for a week
8/10: Turning into a puddle of goo
9/10: Evaporating
10/10: Breaking the edges of the universe

The 10 levels of boredom

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Bordees

Pack of little sluts waiting to get sotamized

Hey look at those hot bordees standing at the corner I think they want some dick

by Hammmma May 29, 2007

border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.

"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"

by twizm12 January 16, 2008

bordergard

a serious newb! bordergard is such a newb!

Did he do that? He must be a bordergard

by Jeff Vander April 3, 2008