A slut who can fit a whole burrito in her mouth. She can usually be found at local concert venues. She also can give left-handed hand jobs. She may sound like a good time, but she is most likely to punch you in the face... literally.
ugly troll ashley: omgg i can fit a whole burrito in my mouth!
hot guy: ew you're ugly. (to pretty girls-) hello there!
pretty girls: (to ugly troll ashley-) please don't punch us you b-mouther!
hot guy: ew you're ugly. (to pretty girls-) hello there!
pretty girls: (to ugly troll ashley-) please don't punch us you b-mouther!
by iloveyouu41517 March 28, 2010
by *yawn* July 10, 2004
by WestPhiladelphian February 10, 2008
The dragon. Trustworthy. Loyal. Horny most of the time. Stoner. Intelligent. Gorgeous. Marboro Menthol kind of girl. And everyone is jealous because she snores as loud as a train
by daniellleeeeeee August 16, 2008
Nerd-WHY MOM!
Mom-Get off in 5 minutes jhonny!
Nerd (To his friends in chat -Not mic so she dosent hear-)-Man she is such a B!tch!
Friend1-Yea my mom is too!
Nerd-NO I GOT KILLED!(Rages quits)
Mom-Get off in 5 minutes jhonny!
Nerd (To his friends in chat -Not mic so she dosent hear-)-Man she is such a B!tch!
Friend1-Yea my mom is too!
Nerd-NO I GOT KILLED!(Rages quits)
by Stormy Littles July 23, 2011
by rv November 01, 2012
Most can describe him in one word -awkward. Yeah...he is. They also might say he's grumpy, weird, and moody. Sure. But to those who really know him -he's more than that. They know he's funny, wise, sensative and very mature for his age. Never hesitate to ask him for help. He will always lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on. A guy like him rarely comes around. If you're lucky, maybe you can win his heart. He's the greatest boyfriend ever. Just never let him go. If you do, he will be the one that got away. ...No matter what, a guy like Sam B will always be loved.
"He's a wonderful guy. He's funny, caring, smart, and I know he will always be there for me."
"Sounds like a Sam B to me."
"Sounds like a Sam B to me."
by His first rose January 15, 2012