thumbing around

to poke around in your pants, usually with your thumb. Can refer to masturbation.

Bro my dad walked in on me thumbing around, fucking unreal

by ryan bambi December 1, 2010

dicking around

When people fuck around, screw off, and waste your time.

Example:
Tom: Ooh shiny!
Steve: Stop Dicking Around!

by DongWrangler April 19, 2022

Roaching Around

"Roaching around" is when you’re up to sneaky, silly, borderline chaotic nonsense that’s low-key shady but still kinda awesome. It’s like the fine art of being a lovable menace—breaking the rules just enough to keep it fun, but not so much that you ruin the vibe.

So imagine this: you and your friends, after one too many beers, decide to turn a Walmart parking lot into your personal Mario Kart track—but instead of cars, you’re drunkenly pushing each other in shopping carts. One of you yells, “I’m taking the wheel!” and steers straight into a curb. That’s peak roaching around.

by WillyTheSilly😛 November 23, 2024

swizzling around

the act of arranging and rearranging a complex group of things until one is satisfied

I usually have some swizzling around to do before my class schedule is set down in stone.

by Sarah Bronson December 15, 2008

Reach around foul

Reach around foul: when you’re playing basketball and you reach into your buds pants and he cums right away.

Hey bud, you wanna play some basketball? Sure, reach around foul? Oh ya bud you’re going to dirty those pats.

by Horny Thornley April 2, 2020

Fuck around

and find out

To fuck around and find out

by SomeoneWhoFoundOut July 6, 2024

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024