alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 7, 2019

Alabama Sip

When a brother takes a sip of his sisters period blood.

“Dude did you hear that Grayson took an Alabama sip at that party last weekend?”

“Man that’s disgusting. Move around.”

by tomfoolerythomas12 March 13, 2023

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021