Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.

Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.

by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

Alabama

The definition of Alabama is SERGIO ALEXANDER DE LEON

Random person: he Alabama

Sergio: helli

by COUSIN OF THIS PERSON December 7, 2019

Alabama Love

Famous for “THE DEPTHS OF HELL” “THE DEPTHS OF MY SISTER”

Alabama love is the depths of redneck

by My sisters husband December 13, 2019

Alabama Vicegrips

When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.

yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor

by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019

Alabama threesome

A type of sex that involves you, your cousin, and your sister

I invited my cousin over, and me, my cousin, and my sister had a good ol’ Alabama Threesome

by lukenolan06 December 21, 2019