Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
by 1heuevqihqi1 April 22, 2019
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Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.
Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee
by Penkid69 May 17, 2022
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Mac Attack

An attack that you are likely to experience after a night in bed with the Macnamee...
Often brought on by the lack of clean sheets, christmas smell and southern nature of this Macnamme creature

Main symptoms include
1) a rash
2) using words like concur

3) eating veggie rubbish
4) conistantly applying Mac Lipstick.

Can only be cured by recieving a magic drink for the Goddes Bella B.
Mate i had one of those Mac Attacks last night. worst experience of my life...
by Bella B February 02, 2010
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Mac Attack

When you fuck a bitch so hard that her pussy looks like a Big Mac
Yo I fucked Shaniqua so hard she looked like a Mac Attack!!
by Chase blackshire July 24, 2021
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Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.
"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"
by DefinitelyJoking June 03, 2023
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Nac Attack

When someone drinks Cognac and gets twisted
Brando: Yoo Bro, You see Malcom over there? He lit as fuck!

Jared: Yeah man we been throwing shots back, he’s got hit with the Nac Attack
by Sosa2Muxh January 29, 2024
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slander attack

Responding back with a slanderous/false statement against someone, when one can't come up with a valid and factual argument
This creator was hit with a ''slander attack'' and is getting cancelled online.
by som3where-s4fe June 04, 2025
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