Brandon

A boulder with hair.
James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.
by Hasenpfeffer42 August 31, 2022
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Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.
estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....
by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 28, 2019
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Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
Brandon fucked yo girl
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A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
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The whole Squid game cast who is also gay
Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one

Brandon likes dudes
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He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
by StonerEmoChick2006 October 05, 2020
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