dirty sanchez

when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.

"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"

by jefarbel November 14, 2023

Dirty Dag

When you enjoy pressing high torqued powertools against your rectum while squatting over a mirror.

Tony was in the bathroom for 2 hours doing the Dirty Dag!

by Plexality July 13, 2023

Dirty Leach

The act of spunking into the little useless pocket of your jeans instead of using a sock.

Had a Dirty Leach this afternoon, because my socks were clean on.

by Badtooth April 1, 2023

Dirty loch

The act of drooling on a girl while she’s gagging from the smell in missionary

I took her home from the club last night and dirty loched her

by Stubbybubbly123 July 25, 2025

Dirty Teah

A dirty Teah is when you’ve got a hangover after whiskey and vindaloo, somehow ended up being talked in to a 69 & almost about to climax when your sexual partner releases something that should’ve been compelled by Christ in the form of methane.

Somewhat happy tears stream from your face while you’re mixed in the ambience of paint peel worthy stench and Euphoria.

“I think my sinuses are bleeding after that Dirty Teah, but I don’t regret a moment.”

by Nicolesmiles March 7, 2019

Dirty kelcie

A loving wife and mother whose sexy and worthy.

Wish my wife was a dirty kelcie.

by You right January 21, 2022

Dirty Sune

A dirty sune is when you go out to play disk golf and after that you go with your male disk golfers to have sauna orgy, and just when you about to pass out, then you go run through the streets naked until you are arrested and now become the fresh meat for the night.

Hey guys, have a good day at disk golf, but please don't pull a dirty sune again!

by Jaakcnrb March 2, 2023