dirty hurricane

When you shit in someone's mouth and stir it around with your cock

My gf was being a bitch last night so i gave her a dirty hurricane.

by Rocketman2019 September 21, 2016

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dirty hemmy

When a person shits on a old lady's hemeroid then licks it off

I gave her a dirty hemmy for her 80th birth day

by turkish cleaner September 19, 2016

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dirty scallion

A dirty whore

Skyler is such a dirty scallion

by Dirtyscallion69 September 19, 2016

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dirty miami

Cumming on a girl's face while she's wearing sunglasses

Grab yo shades girl, I'm about give you a dirty Miami

by Schu Kort September 16, 2016

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dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

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A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.

Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!

by alexvause September 6, 2016

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