by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025
Get the Dicks with sticks mug.A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas
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Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.
Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.
Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?
Guy 2: Carl? What about him?
Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!
Guy 2: Carl? What about him?
Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!
by Average DemonCore Fucker November 29, 2022
Get the Dick spreader mug.Noun- 1) an insult used to describe a person, normally male, however this term can be used on any gender. A negative or rude person who acts salty. 2) an pickled dick.
by safe-T November 16, 2021
Get the dick-pickle mug.The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6> mug.It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
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