well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla

i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

by isla louise December 4, 2020

fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 4, 2020

My Bin

only the best thing in the world

My Bin is the best

by big cock brad December 4, 2020

My Son

a common term for a boy named Philip Hamilton who was the son of American immigrant Alexander Hamilton in the Broadway hit show Hamilton.

Songs from the Hamilton Original Broadway Cast Recording with the phrase "my son"

Yorktown - "Gonna start a new nation, gonna meet My Son!"
Someday - "Philip you outshine the morning sun, My son"
"Look at my son"
"Philip, when you smile, I'm undone. My son"
Stay Alive (Reprise) - "Where's mY sON?!"

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

My uwus flew!

A phrase for when something is cute or wholesome, similar to the positive definition of 'That hit me in my feels.' Intended to show that something is so cute or wholesome that it's had a stronger effect on you than simply going 'aww, cute' and moving on.

Variations include 'My uwus have flown', 'My uwus, they flew!', and other phrases like that-as long as the uwus are gone, the meaning remains.

Bunny: Look at these sting ray pups! They're smiling!
Alice: My uwus flew!

by It_Goes_Snicker_Snack December 5, 2020

In my blood by imagine dragons

Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.

"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"

by laurencimswife December 7, 2020