my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020

croaked my frog

post-sex drip that leaks a puddle all over the sheets

he came then I croaked my frog all over the bed

by snailtrail07 December 22, 2020

Chase down my pussyfoot

When someone finds out you have been pussyfooting around so you don’t have to yank your uncles pussy so they chase you

Dam, my mom is going to chase down my pussyfoot after dinner

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

egged my nog

When a woman excretes her period blood on to a males ejaculation

Dude last night Sabrina totally egged my nog

by Bulletfire December 25, 2020

Pin in my son

A very weird person that doesnt know proper grammer and is very short.

That pin in my son makes me want to commit arson

by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020

it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020