A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.
I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023
Get the Shit Shadowmug. 
a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.
tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze
by goobermacht September 22, 2025
Get the public bathroom shitmug. when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
Get the shit rapemug. The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
Get the Shit-Hawkmug. Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
Get the stab your shitmug. A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...
What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.
Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.
What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.
Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.
by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025
Get the Hagerstown Shit Smearermug.