i dont give a fuck

THE most legit turm stating that you dont give a fuck about anything or anyone so rep your shit and get HIP

pesron 1: fuck i dropped my fone

person 2: i dont give a fuck (drops his fone on purpose) i got hella fones

by BAY area HUSTLERS September 5, 2006

fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008

suck my fucking cock

A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.

Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.

Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!

Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?

Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!

by A Man called Horse September 16, 2013

trolled like a fucking pookar

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar

by sitar hero November 12, 2009

lets go fucking lewy

to go out of control or mental, especially when drunk. a popular symptom is playing pes with your mobile phone instead of a controller.

lets go fucking lewy!

by adamrome86 November 13, 2007

Fuck around and find out

A taunt, threat, or warning given when someone or something commits to an action or course, that will certainly lead to negative repercussions.

"So do you think I can swing by and try out that 303 and those Eurorack patches?"

"DUDE you broke my DX7. And you ate all my pecan sandies. Wanna fuck around and find out?"

by Somebody, but not Nobody September 22, 2021

If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006