Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

Dick Damage

The damage done to your ass when you’re fucked by a dick

I got severe dick damage

by Fell Dragon Grima September 6, 2019

Dick

Caius can suck my dick

I still love you lol but suck my dick

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

Dick

A dick is what is attached to your damn crotch

Please put your dick in me!
I’m horny asf! Dick please!

by bonjovicanhaveme November 22, 2021

Dick Jungle

1. A dick with a lot of pubes to where it cannot be seen
2. A small dick that cannot be seen in its pubes
3. The weird sensation of a small dick within a lot of pubes, invisible to the naked eye

Leshawna: I bet Todd has a dick jungle down there

by Butters732 September 29, 2018