National Fck You, Josie Day

September 2nd. Like National Shut Up Thomas day, it's a day where you tell everyone names Josie fck you.

Josie: Hi
You: Fck you, Josie
Josie: Wtf?
You: It's National Fck You, Josie day
Josie: Oh my Lord

by Wicked E February 6, 2024

Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

by anonymous February 6, 2024

Totally Joyful Day

Totally Joyful Day, is a dog whistle used by racist neo-nazis to refer to Jews. TJD = Total Jew Death.

This dog whistle is inspired by the already popular dog whistles that originated on 4chan and have been around for loads of time

Ex: Totally Marvelous Day! = Total Migrant Death

Ex: Totally Nice Day! = Total N*gger Death

Hanz: *walks past jew* “wow it’s a Totally Joyful Day!”
Andreas: “I agree :)”

by BigDaddyDagger February 7, 2024

Bob Odenkirk Day

Celebrated by taking a briefcase to a local bar on April 3rd

"You wanna go Odenkirking for Bob Odenkirk Day?"

by BobOdenkirk April 3, 2023

penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023

wrist day

Alternative workout excuse. Day drinking instead of going to the gym.

I can’t meet you at the gym, we are at brunch, it’s wrist day.

by DallasAnge April 4, 2023

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023