Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Shit

Speculation, here say, innuendo, theory

I am tired to listening to shit.

by Jerseywalt May 7, 2021

That shit wack fr

When something just plain SUCKS for real

Person 1: "Yo have you heard about premarital sex?"
Person 2: "Yeah that shit wack fr

by Nc13 May 20, 2019

Shit

It is poop
Also it is an adjective used to describe someone

That guy is shit

by RyguyMaster November 29, 2021

Shit and dip

When you state something controversial or problematic then immediately leave the conversation without letting anyone respond. Commonly done by trolls on the internet.

Come on, don't shit and dip. You're really gonna say "only pedophiles watch anime" then walk away?

by SkeletonFetus July 26, 2021

same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023