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Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.
Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!
by ProfessionalAssWiper June 10, 2018
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dick raped

Rape for men. When a girl takes you're dick and you don't her pusspuss, she takes your dick and puts it in her pusspuss.
Damn Angelia took my dick and she put it in her pusspuss, and she ugly as shit nigga. I just got dick raped, like bro, what the fuck
by xhat May 23, 2016
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dick fart

An insult originating in Canada, refers to a person/object/situation that is annoying and/or useless. Can also be abbreviated ‘DF.’
I totally messed that up, I’m such a dick fart!!!
by CanadianAF March 9, 2021
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Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
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Hot Dick

A man way too excited over a female prowess.
He wanted that girl in the club so bad, he was straight hot dick for her.
by Fuckingjacque January 7, 2021
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Dick

by ukunbtrfyu May 4, 2020
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Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
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