bleach my balls

A dysregulatory response in which the mind has nothing else to go to except the response above.

**at fancy restaurant

BLEACH MY BALLS, this place is faaaannncy

by anonymous January 26, 2022

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

That Ran My Brain

1. Something so crazy/insane that you can’t even

2. Something that makes you think ; makes your brain work

1. Person 1- *sends meme of girl acting weird*

Person 2- “That ran my brain”

2. Person 1- *sends fun fact*
Person 2- “That ran my brain”

by randomsubs123 February 5, 2018

Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

my favorite color

red :)

my favorite color is red

by  February 16, 2024

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

my poor trotters

A term used to describe your feet

My poor trotters are so sore after too much exercise today

by Anush June 19, 2020