Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast

Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.

by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021

CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...

Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!

by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis

Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021

Your mom

This is something you say when someone roast you lol

Stupid kid: Your ugly
You: Your mom

by •chiłe_banana• April 15, 2021

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.

Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."

by Someguy6120 April 16, 2021