Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

national love your step cousin day

national love your step cousin day is where you show how you feel about your step cousin.

omg guys! it’s national love your step cousin day. i need to go tell my step cousin i love her and i’m so grateful to have her.

by lani knows best June 4, 2022

Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.

"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."

by SawaDough June 5, 2022

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family

I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

im outside your house

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways

im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021