what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017

You missed the joke.

You simply missed the joke. This is a bad thing on the social media. Avoiding this mistake is recommended.

Typer 1: Wow that’s not funny. I did not laugh!
Typer 2: But it’s a meme it’s supposed to be funny.
Typer 3: You missed the joke.

by Idk just someone January 18, 2023

You Fucking me around

Messing with someone/ and or /tricking some one.

Zo you’re shoe is untied.
- you fucking me around huh?

by Amirbgood September 7, 2022

How's you?

A flirty way of asking: How are you? ☺

Sam: "Heyy, how's you?"
Will: "Heyyy, I'm goood. How's youu?"

by JadeDragon01 November 27, 2021

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

You Have No Back Sauce

You Have No Back Sauce

You Have No Back Sauce

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024