tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

Twitch E Shit

twitch e shit:
Someone shit

Twitch e shit, LAYUP

by niggity October 12, 2021

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Shit cunt

what you call the bros when they don’t shout you a feed

“al reckons you can get us some nuggets”

“nah g”

“fucken shit cunt”

by durrys12321 June 16, 2022

shit dredlock

A nice large chunk of shit stuck in your ass pubes.

Damn, after that shit a lil more poo interlocked on my shit dredlock

by MonkeyMan6927 June 27, 2024

Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!

Oh my gosh! Im shitting squares!!

by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006