All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

by quignugget July 5, 2010

Alwayz Fucking Around clothing

Alwayz Fucking Around is a clothing company for the angry, outkast, rebel, misunderstood youth .It was designed and created by Anthony Mojica A.K.A. TANKDGAF. Created in late 2009 and dedicated to all kids out there who have had adults say "Why are you guys Always Fucking Around?" With that said join the club and check them out at www.myspace.com/alwayzfukingaround

Look for the club with AFA in it.

Example 1: Billy to friend : Hey watch me 360 over the neighbors trash cans.

Angry neighbor: Why are you kids always fucking around!

Example 2: Kid 1: Hey whats that AFA on your shirt stand for?
Kid 2: Alwayz Fucking Around clothing. ;)

by Smiley Handcock July 7, 2010

holy dumb fuck me

(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.

Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!

by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009

well fuck me fabulous

used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.

by OW364 October 15, 2008

Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck

An offensive phrase to use when one is under stress. It is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Sweet Mary mother of fuck, I didn't do my theology homework

by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

take a fucking sip, babes

“Take a Fucking Sip, Babes” is a an expression referencing an image of Kermit the Frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive

take a fucking sip, babes

by givemtejdjk April 28, 2017

fuck off bottle

3 litres. Usually refers to cider. After the contents are consumed, usually leads to annoyed aggression, and the phrase "just fuck off!!". Also known as 'wreck the house'

Im heading down the offie for a fuck off bottle of cider, do you want anything fetched?

by Boc2 December 7, 2007