your eyeliner is so good

whoever says this is secretly trying to let you know they’re gay and most of the time are also wondering if you’re gay as well

person 1: omg, your eyeliner is so good!!
person 2: thanks!

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person 1: i’m queer.
person 2: yeah i got that
person 1: would it be weird if i kissed you on the mouth
person 2: not even a little bit, pls do ur so pretty

by mwah_ April 5, 2022

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Your Mom.

The word mostly used in the 2022 history.
"Your Mom" is basically your mother dumbass
Why would you even search this up...

Your mom. WDYM MY MOM...

by kill john lennon April 6, 2022

youre mom

''your mom'' but misspelled

anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 6, 2022

Your dad

Non-existent

Your dad went to get the milk!!

by H15 April 7, 2022

April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that

Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

Your Mom

A fat, diabetic, cancerous, whore who has to roll to get around

"I feel like your mom is gonna eat me, I can hear her footsteps coming into town!"
"Jesus Christ Justin!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"

by Okilly Dokilly Neighbor! :D April 7, 2022