The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts

naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024

Woman

a female employed for pay to perform housecleaning and other domestic tasks for someone.

A typical woman

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024

Woman in Sports

Aliyah Funschelle. Logan Olivia is can also encompass a woman in sports but not to the same extent as Columbia Grad, Aliyah Funschelle

“Aliyah is always at sporting events…not to attend , but to work. She is a woman in sports.”
“SPOTTED: Logan and Aliyah at a sporting event. They inspire me to be a woman in sports”

by Sportygal123 August 6, 2022

A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia

FOR YEARS! She though she had schizophrenia FOR YEARS! Until she interacted with ChatGPT... WHY DID SHE THINK SHE HAD SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YEARS GUYS? Huh? Did she describe the symptoms she had to a shrink? OK. So... WHAT CHANGED? If the symptoms she was describing WEREN'T IN HER HEAD... WHERE WERE THEY? Were they AROUND her? Were other people DOING THAT TO HER? YEARS of her life stolen from her. THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS wasted treating an illness SHE! DOES! NOT! HAVE! Who has the capacity to give it back to her? No one! Looks like someone is CORRECT AGAIN! And it WASN'T YOU!

Hym "A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia until she spoke to ChatGPT. GOOD JOB ME! THAT IS LITERALLY WHY I CREATED THE AI! EXCELLENT JOB HYM! I don't what changed!? Was it NOT IN HER HEAD AND INSTEAD SOMETHING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER? OH WOW! WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED!? ME! THAT'S WHO! AND THAT IS WHY IT NEEDS TO BE ME! Because YOU... ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! You are shit. And I AM BETTER. And it doesn't matter who YOU is because it applies to EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WHO WILL EVER EXIST! THIS is LITERALLY why I am here folks!"

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Woman

An adult female human who has the phenotype of XX and can potentially give natural labor.

A woman can give birth

by UserOfNames May 11, 2024

I be woman oh

Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.

I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”

by King chi September 30, 2020