Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs June 15, 2020
by oeuefy mc oeufy pants February 13, 2023
when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
by mud_logger September 28, 2011
by Jay Robert July 10, 2022
The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.
Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.
by Die Rooie December 28, 2019
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020