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Facebook Whore

An individual who has more then 500 friends. They know and everyone else knows that they only enjoy seeing that number rise and they don't care who the people they add are. The only thing a "Facebook Whore" cares about is the number of people they have on facebook, and. whenever someone writes on their wall. These individuals may or may not be on facebook often, but the only thing the do is accept friend requests and respond back to wall posts, etc. A good portion of these "Facebook Whores" will have friends who also suffer from this horrib;e disorder, as Whores always depend on other whores to get by.

These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.

Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."

To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
Facebook Whore picture description: "God look at me I'm so fat and ugly. I'm going to be forever alone! :'("

FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."

FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"

And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.
by katieannekay August 15, 2011
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Drama whore

Someone who is overly dramatic because they think it makes they cool and interesting, and want to be like the perfect and interesting people on tv (See the O.C.). Like the less powerful drama queen, except can be a guy too.
" **looks to see if people are watching** OMG JEFF FROM GRADE 7 SCIENCE CLASS, WE CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER ANYMORE. I JUST DON'T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW BOOHOO I'M SO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AND FULL OF ANGST. **forces self into crying**"
by Cybernetico December 31, 2004
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Twitter Whore

Someone who must tweet everything they do.
Don: Damn, that girl wont stop tweeting!
Rod: Shit! shes a twitter whore!
by LilBizzle January 19, 2010
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Apple Whore

Anyone who is Steve Jobs'es bitch and will actually buy the tablet even though the kindle came out ages ago. And will buy something just because it's Apple and Apple have produced it, I myself am an Apple Whore BUT I HAVE A KINDLE!
Apple Whore:I am waiting for the tablet and whatever comes out of Steve Jobs magical factory, god it's like Charlie and The Chocolate Factory....I got an golden Ipod!
by Bee Cee 22 January 27, 2010
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whores breakfast

I was so drunk, all I wanted was a whores breakfast.
by Desikage July 8, 2005
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porn whore

one who will do anything for porn

one who is addicted to porn
by jon October 28, 2002
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application whore

noun. A phrase used to describe someone who populates his/her smartphone with so many applications that the person 1) has trouble locating the desired app and/or 2) forgets what apps have been downloaded, usually resulting in multiple versions of the same app or same type of app. In addition, the apps downloaded by an application whore might be typified as seemingly pointless and/or useless.

Not to be confused with the Facebook definition "app whore."
Sample conversation:

-- "Hey, download that Rotten Tomatoes app for me!"

-- "Why? You already have three other movie apps."

-- "Don't hate me because I'm an application whore."

-- "Whatever you say, Mr. 'Learn to Speak Klingon' !"
by mary_contrary February 1, 2010
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