Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018

Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018

Chode

A man whose has slanted eyes and likes to feast on cats and dogs... he sells it half price.

Wow! Chode, The Man, Myth, and Legend, walked around the corner to find that he was gay beyond repair.

by Hilow buddy January 29, 2018

Chiko chode

A really small kid from new Zealand

Dude he looks like a Chiko chode

by Dr P phile October 27, 2019

Chode

A really short but thick penis

Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode

by Thatonekidthatonetime October 30, 2019

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020