Thomas Chamberlain

Thomas Chamberlain gets all the ladies. His jokes are absolute knee slappers and he has a truly gargantuan gluteus maximus.

person: thomas chamberlain is cute
jesus: true

by ……………………. January 6, 2022

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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

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Thomas

Thomas is extremely hot, that's all there is too it, he is also typically very good at one sport that isn't particularly played as much as some other sports.

look at him, he's so hot! he must be named Thomas

by rupert12 August 8, 2022

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Thomas is the kind of dude who drops out of school. He thinks he will make a shit ton of money, and his friends has got his back. In reality most of Thomases just works at convinience stores. Most of the time they are secretly gay, but are afraid to come out of the closet. They are often extreamly homofobic to cover it up.
The only way for a Thomas to be succesful is to donate his money to other people, especially his closest friends.

Expression: So you pulled a Thomas
Meaning: You dropped out and think you can get rich.

by Kristina Jakobsen November 3, 2021

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Thomas marr

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Thomas marr is shot

by Riskyfisky February 25, 2018

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Thomas

Thomas is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He probably has so many girls that like him. You’ll be really lucky if your the one girl he loves. I wish I had a boyfriend like him but I know that will never happen. He is so nice and caring to everyone. Even though most hockey boys are dicks he is the complete opposite.

Girl #1: Hey Thomas your really cute can I get you number
Girl #2: Hwy back off this cutie is mine

Girl#1: “runs off crying”

by ACM13 April 15, 2020

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