HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 06, 2009

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.

by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009

Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.

Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.

by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022

oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar August 22, 2015

Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

second half team

ohio state football.

when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.

Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.

by hedgehogslayer69 January 03, 2022

Bottom Half Strike

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a ball, but because the home team is up to bat with a very large lead, the umpire has widened the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a strike. The pitch is therefore only called a strike in the bottom half of the inning. See top half ball.

"That pitch was over my head, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling bottom half strikes."

by bamaster47 March 28, 2009