Chode

A short fat big head little boy with a dyed moustache

Rhys Jones is a fat chode

by Bighead03 February 29, 2024

chode

a boy who is short and stubby, like a penal chode

max is such a chode

by i hate you 69 January 8, 2018

Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

Stay Choded

The act of being or acting like a chode, (small, chubby-like penis). Usually a form of criticism towards one-another.

Tony: Lex! You're shirt is tight breh!

Lex: Fuck you Tony, stay choded..

arthur: Buster, are you a fucking rabbitt?
Buster: Arthur, your book series is gay.. now stay choded

by Knockin your mom May 9, 2010

Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode

The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!

That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome

by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011

Chode

typically a dude called Gustav. He often suffers from the unacceptable sickness known as having a chode (short and wide dick)

OH you penis is such a chode!! sure your name isn't Gustav?!

by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020

choding

Mashing your penis so it becomes a chode

Priscilla started choding the her boyfriend upon his request.

by n/////? April 8, 2025