Mariya Joke

A joke that is painfully unfunny to everyone and makes you cringe thinking about.

*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”

by Theodore Raz February 04, 2024

joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate

"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!

by yurtttttttt October 19, 2022

my joke

Every single thing,

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke

by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019

Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan February 15, 2018

joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank

Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 03, 2016

robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021