Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Crack mac

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

by bluejayswin April 4, 2019

Cracking Out

Cracking or Cracking Out is a term used to say someone is a crackhead or that they are on some crackhead shit.

“Why you Cracking so much?”
“Yo, I was Cracking Out hella!”

by ChrispyChip January 23, 2020

Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

Crack Plaque

The male equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.

by coppywrites May 1, 2016

cat cracked

Leaving your (bedroom) door open around 4-inches for the cat to leave in the middle of the night.

I left the door cat cracked for mittens.

by realistist October 19, 2013