Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

David Tennant

The Hottest Man Alive

i want David Tennant to cum on me

by wills is gay boy 69420 December 27, 2024

Tenacious Tennis Bennis

A somewhat unusual nickname for someone who may resemble a tennis ball. Bonus points for the tennis ball-like individual if they also are friends with someone who may resemble a golf ball, likes to invent things, and says "Awww, okay......." a lot. The individual receiving the nickname does not actually need to be tenacious, ironically.

Nickel: Whatcha doing here, Tenacious Tennis Bennis?
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔

by HankBoiWasTaken May 23, 2025

fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.

The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

The Tennesssee Exorcism

The Tennessee exorcism consists of eating as much chilli as possible combined with a laxative, then you will nut on her belly and draw a cross with the nut, then you will quote random scripture verses while your playing with the fishing pole as she eats your ass. You hold on for dear life quoting as much scripture as possible till you have to nut and have the worst diarrhea possible then you will do both simultaneously at the same time as she eats your ass screaming “get the behind me Satan the power of Christ compels you” at the top of your lungs

I wanted to give my old girl The Tennesssee Exorcism but she looked at me a like I was crazy for some reason.

by Yeah Buddyy December 23, 2025

Two O Tennie

2009 and then two O ten

Now that we move on from 2009 it will then be two O Tennie mate!

by propart September 16, 2009

talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads

I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.

by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017