by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

the cringiest game in all of existence.
trash nintendo kids play this game to forget all their worries and smash their bros.
these kids also flex on eachother about how many times they have smashed their bros and how many hours they have on the game.
trash nintendo kids play this game to forget all their worries and smash their bros.
these kids also flex on eachother about how many times they have smashed their bros and how many hours they have on the game.
by chumple May 30, 2022

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.
Alternative: fucking with no lube
Alternative: fucking with no lube
by Wariomario June 7, 2019

hero players in smash ultimate is someone who has been lost to the dark side and now is the most sadistic human you have ever meet. his play style has also rooted to only use specials and his fabled down b menu has made him a gremlin with the things that he can get away with in tournaments. although, masahiro sakurai wanted them to root in hell forever so he also added critical hits. you see hero was a lure for all the basement dweelers so then they could all be grouped up so we can view what a no skilled character can do to your mental health.
Random person 1: Hey. that guy looks really bad
Random person 2: Yeah... hes a hero player in smash ultimate
Random person 1: oh that makes sense.
Random person 2: Yeah... hes a hero player in smash ultimate
Random person 1: oh that makes sense.
by McMuffinPuffin November 14, 2023
