The Slap-Chop

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.

"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."

by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010

Somers Slap

When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.

Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

cow slap

A fruity fart which a friend makes.

I just cow slapped

I had a cow slap

I need to cow slap

Did you just cow slap?

by splodge84 October 13, 2007

monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

by Bananular October 6, 2006

slap dog

Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.

Have you been with that slap dog? She would give you galloping knob rot.

by Baby Ange October 12, 2004

Taco Slap

to slap someone's burrito looking ass

dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, shit was raw

by mjwalker04 December 9, 2009

Slapping Bag

A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.

Bro 1:Me and Jen's sister are going camping!
Bro 2: Sweet! Dont forget your Slapping Bag.

by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2009