Shakespeare

An old dramatic cougar, who has no bellybutton. (Don't ask me how that works, these individuals DO exist) desperate not to die alone.

Shakespeare: For soon he will move to another.
Me: What the fuck are you Shakespeare?

by Amanda Motha Fuckin' Davis July 27, 2011

shakeil

When you ejaculate a horse. Typically a caucasian with a tiny dick.

I just shakeiled your mum

by Muzz God March 9, 2017

shake time

wen a G counts down from 3 and shakes the shit out of a person.

david: hey brittany wat time is it?
brittany: i dunno
david: SHAKE TIME!

by monkey bob July 16, 2008

shake and burn

To go out for a cigarette.

C'mon, let's shake and burn.

by geoff September 3, 2006

shake the glitter

Verb: to act non homosexual, ie straight. To put on a front and not act flaming.

Okay Gays! Shake the glitter, we're not going to the drag show tonight.

by Erik Aaron July 6, 2009

Shakespearean question

the question of to be or not to be; the question of whether something exists or not.

It is not known whether the Higgs boson exists or not. It is a Shakespearean question, indeed

by uttam maharjan July 27, 2011

Bro-Shake

A pact made within a group of bros. There are a few different occasions in which a Bro-Shake can be used:

-To verify and/or validate a vocal statement
-To solidify a dare of sorts
-To make a bet

If the bro shake is broken, the offending bro is therefore assigned a single Bro-Merit.

See Bro-Merit.

Bro 1: Hey bro, Stacy and I got it on last night; it was awesome!
Bro 2: Orly? Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: ... Oh alright, I actually just watched Stacy from her front yard...

Bro 1: Hey, that roof looks low enough to jump off of.
Bro 2: I dare you to.
Bro 1: Oh, yeah, I will.
Bro 2: Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: Aw man... naw...

Bro 2: I'll give you 50 G's if you bang Stacy tonight.
Bro 1: Oh hell yeah! Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 2: Yeah, because it's never happening.
Bro 1: Yeah...

Example of misuse of the Bro-Shake:

Bro 1: Dude. I had sex with Stacy last night.

Bro 2: Really? Do you Bro-Shake?
Bro 1: Yeah. I do. *Bro-Shake*
~5 minutes later~
Bro 2 (To Stacy): Hey, I heard you and Bro 1 got it on last night.
Stacy: Ew no gross. Never.

*Bro 1 is then assigned a Bro-Merit*

by Bob and Phil Industries December 13, 2012