rice

If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.

someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do

by a dude named steve January 31, 2020

cunt rice

left over pieces of toilet paper left on a womans vagina after using the restroom often ingested by unknown man.

I was eating out that bitch and got a mouth full of cunt rice

by Scl10111 September 19, 2020

Declan Rice

best cdm in the world ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

I LOVE DECLAN RICE HE IS AMAZING.

by iluvarsenal28 June 30, 2025

Rice Krispy Treat

A Rice Krispy Treat of weed and dab wax in a bowl pack that you are about to smoke.

i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispy treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯

by fjanzjdnzjxhs July 31, 2021

Rice

force (cooked potatoes or other vegetables) through a strainer or ricer.

"riced boiled potatoes"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

rice cracker

A person of primarily asian and white descent, usually half and half.

"Is he Asian?"
"nah, he's a rice cracker"

by arathor1 February 27, 2025

jelly rice chan

a boy with bugs on his whole body. Highly dangerous and not recommended to get too close.

jelly rice chan is chan Chun ho

by mosesfan November 21, 2022