Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.

He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".

by Trebel3 October 19, 2025

A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.

First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“

by Beans mom November 23, 2025

Stim-Profen

The act of masturbating while high on stimulants, origins from word stimulant and profen (Ibuprofen). the original term most commonly used is stim-fapping

Jack and the gang were caught stim-profening last night while high on crack

by gangbu16cusimtherealshitherefo January 6, 2026

Stim-Profen

The act of masturbating while high on stimulants (most likely crack) root words are stimulant and profen (ibuprofen). the most common synonym is stimfapping

Jack and the gang were found last night stim-profening by his mom whilst high on MDMA

by gangbu16cusimtherealshitherefo January 6, 2026

loss of profit

It's when someone or something becomes a waste of time. Time is money bitch.

Also bad choices, foods you don't like to eat, When someone makes a mistake, Those things can all be a loss of profit.

You buy a car for way too much money and it breaks, loss of profit!

by Breannaleigh August 8, 2007

full flavor profile

When your partner is so proficient at performing fellatio and has a long enough tongue to lick our anus, taint, and scrotum at the same time.

I've heard that Beth's tongue is so long she can have the full flavor profile.

by The Crafty Otter August 14, 2017

nuts for profit

The opposite of a Not-For-Profit organization. For example, a company that will go the extra length to make a dollar cutting corners contrary to industry standards and screwing their employees. Can also refer to organizations who say they are non-profit but really are not.

"I thought this was supposed to be a not-for-profit organization"

"They're nuts for profit I tell ya"

by fb1907 April 18, 2018