Lectern policy

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern

"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy

by the canceledone August 31, 2024

wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023

Monetary Policy

Monetary policy is how a government controls the amount of money in the economy, mainly by adjusting interest rates and managing the money supply.

Monetary Policy is fine buts its gonna do allot better with the New Monetary Credit scheme from Numonie The Financier so the 32 trillion we owe is gone soon

by JolopiRICE January 9, 2024

Arrow Police

A judgmental person who ridicules persons who have violated the direction or flow of the arrows on the floor systems in stores during the COVID 19 pandemic.

This arrow police old lady is accused me of going the wrong way down an isle at my grocery store

by anonymous January 25, 2024

celebration police

Football "fans" who would say something like ("celebrating like they won ucl" , "it's only X club") when a team wins a game.

Everton fan : WE SURVIVED RELEGATION BY 1 POINT ON THE FINAL MATCHDAY YAYYYYYY
Celebration police : warra ucl for everton , celebrating like you won ucl

by manimnot February 6, 2024