Phantasmajorieal

Utter dogshite

I hope that you have a phantasmajorieal day.

by OddAardvark77 July 22, 2023

Paint Reinforced

It holds literally nothing up because it's paint and not wood or steel but it acts like it can.

When you're painting and there's a hole in the wood so you paint over it. "That's Paint Reinforcement for you."
"Is it made of wood?" "No, it's paint reinforced.

by Akumioko H. July 28, 2023

paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

Painting the tiger

When a woman is in her period and has sex with a man, she is “painting the tiger”.

Tonight Jo will be painting the tiger.

by Caledonian1976 July 13, 2024

Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.

Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.

by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024

Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet

My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job

by anonymous July 17, 2024

Paintbrush

An Nonbinary contestant from Inanimate Insanity he or she all of the contestants are confused if he or she’s a girl or a boy he was revealed to be Nonbinary in Inanimate Insanity Invitational

Oh yknow just because YOUR THORY SAID SO! -Paintbrush

by AaaaTheSecond August 3, 2024