Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022

penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Penis Man

Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly

Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

Anthonys penis

He just has a massive cooock. Like big and slimy, girls go down ut like a fure pole. Needs at least 15 girls to guve a desant hand job. Do not give head, will impale her.

Anthonys penis is huge that cazzi man

by Calibina shiz January 17, 2020

Penis Tent

Otherwise expressed as "pee-pee tent," the penis tent is a communistic gathering under the sickle and hammer. It has next to zero sexual under-intonation; however, in the right context, it is an extremely suggestive form of flirtation.

The building of the penis tent required multiple men. Note the past tents. Formally, this act signified the creation of stonehenge.

Now, it is nothing but a metaphor for a male gathering.

See Greg for more information.

All credit to Lucy for the invention of this term.

Fellow scientologists, we shall gather when the moon is high beneath the circle formed by the ancient penis tent.

by penis tent lover 23 June 5, 2020

Penis Rager

The act of doing a line of cocaine off an acquaintance's penis.

It didn't take much convincing for Paul to do a penis rager with Frank.

by SlurpyDonut June 15, 2020

Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.

Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk

by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020