High School

The biggest fucking joke ever. A lot of people say high school is going to be the best four years of your life, but it's not, plain and simple. I have nothing left to say about high school other than that it's obnoxious and stupid.

Bob: Hey Bill, do you want to hear a joke?
Bill: Sure!
Bob: High School
Both: (laughter)

by gmanxilver August 17, 2016

high-sitter

Those tall chairs at the bar that you usually see at the bartender's counter.

I'll get on one of those high-sitters and order myself some vodka.

by FL4ym3Burn June 12, 2018

high as carrots

The point of being so high that you can no longer function. Everything you say makes no sense and you can’t even describe what is going through your head.

Roger was high as carrots last night, nobody knew what he was saying.

by Fowlage November 14, 2017

High School

A school for the high. A clever pun.

Mom; Okay Timmy, I shall send you to High School to think about your mistake.
High Timmy; Hehe.. "High" School.. *passes out while throwing up.*

by SomeRandomGeekOnline March 13, 2018

High Lock

Opposite of "low key; Something known about by a large amount of people. Not on the low down.

Everybody high lock knows that I'm going to that party tonight.

by CannyBebe September 30, 2015

The most high

The most high is the ultimate deity and is also the ultimate creator of everything in this world and worlds associated with it through association.

The most high is worthy of praise

by LA CROXA September 22, 2020

High School

A place where hopes, dreams, and virginity go to die

High School is the reason suicide rates among teens in the US are high.... Get it high.....

by Lil_QD December 22, 2016