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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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on stone

When you are merching/putting something on something. When someone says on stone, you know it's serious. It's something not to be played with or taken lightly, by any means.
On stone, they disrespect scrapp nem again, we gone have to slide!
by Tyrone Lashaundra April 30, 2025
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Stone Method

When someone, dressed as a rat, sits down on top of an uneven surface and shimmies, causing them to slide across the ground in the popular Roblox game '2 Player Rat Tycoon'.
'Yo, I'm cooking, I did the Stone Method'
by Ratatoing July 5, 2025
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Harry Stone

Harry Stone is a sigma male Cowboys supporter who is the alpha wolf of the pack. He will often howl to prove his dominance towards the other wolves. Harry is
Harry stone is a Alpha Sigma Lone Wolf Cowboys Supporter of the pack.
by The Sigma Editor May 19, 2024
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the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.
When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.
by herobrine049X January 7, 2023
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stone

a person who gets sexual from telling people that they play rep soccer and is turned on from soccer balls
person1: want to go to the park
person2: we could play soccer did you know i play rep soccer im a goal keeper our teams the best
person1: i hate you stone
by I_heart_scandurraing69420 August 7, 2022
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Titan Stone

An absolute sick kunt. Extremely aggressive and direct, having an inflated ego that is usually over exaggerated. Best gamer in the land.
I just got shit on in Val, I must have went against Titan Stone.
by Titan Stone February 20, 2022
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