Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 5, 2021

Sin noodle

Another word for a penis.

In the eyes of God, if a man's penis is used for sexual intercourse before marriage, it's nothing more than a sin noodle.

by Bobby_McGeezer June 8, 2021

blue noodles

THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM

"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"

by old slicky June 13, 2021

noodle cube

A cube that is formed when a bunch of noodles (usually from a Chinese restaurant) are fused together after being refrigerated and contained in a takeout box.

The Chinese noodles from last week turned into a noodle cube.

by DoctorDont June 18, 2021

Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

Popped a Noodle

Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.

Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle

by Kriest June 24, 2021