by basic druggie July 24, 2015
Get the Sweaty Death Lookmug. This describes a driver of a vehicle who feels they MUST turn their head and look at other people in the vehicle to talk to them. For some reason they don't understand that the passengers can STILL hear them even if they talk while looking at the road in front of them!
"Mom, can you drive me to practice? I hate going with dad because he's a look-talker."
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."
*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."
*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>
by T3chTon1c May 3, 2024
Get the Look-talkermug. Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.
Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
Get the Look at your lifemug. When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !
Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard
Look what the selfie dragged in!
Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard
Look what the selfie dragged in!
Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
by daveblack September 16, 2018
Get the Look what the selfie dragged in!mug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Look, loUok, looK<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022
Get the I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw upmug. A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).
"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
by emptyswimmingpool March 3, 2022
Get the Jake lookingmug.