whale prick legs

another word for cankles. big calves with no shape to them at all.

hey! did you see josh wearing them shorts. he has whale prick legs.

by styles2 June 18, 2011

Leg and Titty Warmers

An article of clothing that can be either a very large pair of pants that can reach up as far as the breasts or a simple pair of overalls.

It goes without saying that leg and titty warmers keep you warm, but whether or not they are fashionable is uncertain.

by Iconoklastic~ June 26, 2010

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Three Legged Elephant

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.

Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.

by Walker Ward August 6, 2012

t-rex legs

Extremely beefy and muscular legs, the opposite of chicken legs.

People say I skip leg day, but look at these t-rex legs!

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 15, 2018

Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022