You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Geometry Jump

you are stuck in early 2013

Geometry Jump is coming out in August

by Umar929399 May 23, 2024

Fore jumps

When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.

Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 4, 2021

jump-nigga

A nigga who jumps people and afraid to fight one on one

"ayo you tryna fight?"

"Nah, you a jump-nigga."

by Norcalijose February 10, 2024

Helix Jump

An over used game for passing time in private christian school classes.

Hey what level are you on in helix jump?

by >;'( February 13, 2024

Helix Jump

A over used game on khan academy in a christian private school. Also an addiction on rainy days and known to be rage quit when the teacher closes it out.

Hey what level are you on in helix jump?

by >;'( February 13, 2024

furious jumping

Sex

Lets do some furious jumping.

by brooo123 February 25, 2024