lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes
by jason leland April 27, 2022
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What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.
Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
by ropoopy May 23, 2022
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e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010
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Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.
Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.
by JoeyJokes420 August 13, 2023
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Joey Joke

A joke so ass not a single person laughs
“Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!”
“Shut the fuck up that was a joey joke”
by Incredibly gay February 07, 2022
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my joke

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019
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Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny
*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss
by dickheadan February 15, 2018
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