rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

by ropoopy May 23, 2022

e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010

Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.

Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.

by JoeyJokes420 August 13, 2023

Joey Joke

A joke so ass not a single person laughs

“Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!”
“Shut the fuck up that was a joey joke”

by Incredibly gay February 07, 2022

my joke

Every single thing,

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke

by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019

Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan February 15, 2018

joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank

Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 03, 2016